What is the definition of Investigators Gravity Altering Positively Charged Brain Cells?

Let's break this down like we're at a science comedy club! An "investigators' gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying the cosmic force of investigators (who, by the way, are usually just detectives or researchers) is giving a superhero punchline to negatively charged brain cells: "It's positively charging my brain cells like they're about to be sucked into a cosmic vacuum cleaner!"

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Now, for an edgy example sentence using this bizarre jargon: "The psychic detective's gravity was so strong it turned my amethyst brain cells into cosmic confetti, showering me with a shower of existential dread."